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Just Go, Man!

Mar 18, 2019 09:08PM ● By Stephanie Wilson
If your 2019 goals are to live the highest life, then this fresh travel package from the Curtis Hotel should be the top of your Valentine’s Day wish list to redeem yourself for whatever dumb things you spent your discretionary income on in 2018.

The Curtis in downtown Denver dedicated to celebrating all things pop culture, with colorful hyper-themed rooms, including the new Marvel Suite on the Superhero floor has put together the Dumb and Dumber: Lloyd & Harry Meet the Curtis Package, which puts the “aspire” in aspirational travel. Perfect for a close-to-home-but-out-of-this-world getaway.

It’s pricey, to say the least: $10k, in fact. Dumb money. What does that get you? An over-the-top weekend getaway that includes two nights at the Curtis in a Corner King Deluxe room. Which typically runs for less than $200 a night during a weekend in January. So what’s the other $9,600 or so get you?

Two ruffled tuxedos with top hats in that signature orange and powder blue which you must don as you ride your rental moped around Denver for three hours. It’s up to you whether you want to wear the infamous look while you board your private jet, waiting to whisk you to Aspen to hit the slopes in your new Colorado-made Icelantic skis. Luxury transportation to the jet and to the mountain on either side of the short airborne jaunt. Your limo driver may or may not ask you why you’re going to the airport. “Flyin’ somewhere?”

On the flight home, libations from Aspen Beer Co. are yours to enjoy. Once you’re back, head to the Corner Office to hang by the bar, put out a vibe.

If you’re interested in booking this getaway, good for you. Just know, they don’t take IOUs. Give 303-571-0300 a call, and promise us you’ll post photos of the tuxes.